Sarah Shafeera

here we go!!

Sarah is a close friend of mine who lives somewhere near my house..

she was born 17th december (got this from her matrix card XD)

currently studying in UPSI diploma in English

likes, ppl with same mentality as hers, lolitha. black, white, silver,

her rat, her snakes,

camwhore, chatting, nail polish, twating around, girly stuff, mocha etc...

a narcissistic girl who enjoys looking at reflection of herself for long hours..

dislikes, mostly what i dislike,

low mentality ppl, shallow ppl, being called short, stalkers, BM essay,

plastic ppl, kids etc..

i like hanging out with her cuz 

both of us are weird and not afraid to admit it

she's always available when i am and it happens that we kinda clicked lately..

has the same retarded mind as i do,

creative in the sense of, you will never know what her answers wud be when u ask her somehting.

likes twating around

simple, good example is whenever i ask her to hang out with me, she'll wear a t shirt, sweat pants and a tudung, ready to go

i am scared of her (in a way) cuz,

she can be violent sometime (note, im a peace lover)

she has a weird taste of music

likes yaoi

blackmailing is her middle name

i can never say no to her (idk why)

whats weird about us

i treat her like a brother rather than a sister

(i call her dude, man and bro)

calls ourselves and each other twatards

or retwarts

whats not weird about us
NONE

what i like to say to her
"i need ta shait, be right back"
dude!!
come on bro..
ur a twat!!
shaddup retard
whattafark??
pyoon
oohh please~~~ i'll be ur bestfriend..

what i like about her
she has the same mental level as i have
she does not call me weird
she wont hate me for being who i am
she'll do anything thats stupid and or entertaining
has a mind of a child

extra notes,
 she likes drawing,
she lived in UK once, explains her gewd english
she recently dyed her hair red
nick-named aira labyrinthine.. god knows where she got the name..
she wants to be a male if she were given a choice b4 birth
she painted my nail black once
she plays the guitar, bass, violin and piano
i once went to her to learn how to play the piano but i phailed
haz a memory capacity of a spoon
one of the person who can really annoy meh

24th sept T^T

here's a random post XD
the story of an awesome boy going through hell..

the story started when the handsome hero woke up that morning..
muscle aches and head ache from the futsal game last night...
but he haz to go for his kitchen class that day.. which started at 8 and ended at 1..
bang bang bang boom boom, the kitchen was awesome but the dude was half dead..
he did some random carving on a papaya and stabbed the papaya when it failed him...

then he went home to his rent house...
unable to move, he found himself lying on the floor in front of his laptop....
paralyzed...
**********
omg! it's 7pm nao..
he was supposed to get his laundry today and when he rushed to the shop,
it was closed... grills went down, with an old rusted pad lock... securing the place...
awhh dammit...
he's going home and he does not have anything to wear..
this is bullshit!! he thought to himself...
so he went in his room, grab his university's co-curricular uniform and headed for the bus waiting area...
*********
when he gets there, a 702 bus to the jetty just passed..
what to do nao??
i'll just wait.. sighed the hero..
then, he waits....
then, a 709 bus came along...
ALL ABOARD!!!
********
the journey took almost an hour..then, dizzyness took over the awesome hero..
dammit!!! go straight to the jetty please!!
and there he was. just in the nick of time..
the train was about to leave..
go go!!! the hero held his ticket and the seat 7D was his...
unfortunately, next to him was a bunch of indians!!!
some were on a conversation, like loud!!
a dude was on the phone (dunno why he was yelling)
and some were texting and a loud indian song as his message tone...
and the hero stuck in between them...
noooooo...
in the end, he slept in the equipment closet...

-the end-

_ice cream_

When I'm gone

if ur reading this, i probably would be gone now..
maybe i didnt do anythin significant..
if you see me walking around, probably it's the ghost of me..
maybe it wud be cooler then i can stalk ppl all i want and you mortals cant do anything about it!
muahahaha!!!
bt here's what i want to say..
i'm not sorry for all the wrong doings and stuff..
i've lived my life to the fullest and the only regret i have is i didnt spend enuff time to work on my prayers...

dear mak and abah,
im sorry...
there's more sins to you than what i can write here..
you've raised me to become the man i was..
i'm sorry i've done things i did..
maybe it's time..

i have loads to say but i wont say it here..
maybe if we meet again in the distance future, you'll know..

what i am tryin to say is,
i am dead because i was murdered..
i've forecast this wud happen since long ago..
but i have decided not to go again fate..

Aira Labyrinthine (Sarah Shafeera) was the one who did it..

i have received some evidence that she might...

i hope it would help..

i wonder why though...

i thought the mochas were my peace offering...

i guess there's no stopping her now..

since im dead anyways, take all that i have and use it for something..

i dont think i can repay all of you..

and some ppl, rest assured, when i said im takin your secret to the grave,

thats what i did..

probably we can get coffee if we see each other again soon and talked bout how cool i am taking the secrets to the grave..

ahaha

so, thats that..

i dont wanna waste yer time reading this junk, please burn this letter after the police returns it to you...

i dont want it to be what you guys remember me by..

later all... when my time comes, forget the wrong that i've done,

help me leave behind some, reasons to be missed...

A real boyfriend (tchh.. yeah right)

I took this from a good friend of mine's blog..
i dunno where she got it but heck, her comments were exactly what i feel..
probably some of ya disagree but the fuck shud i care??
to me, the ideas given are kinda bullshit and originalities required...
but for now, enjoy man!

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
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I got this tag off a friend but somehow I just dun agree with some of it~
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When she stares at your mouth
--Kiss her--  
[Of is she just thinking "r u wearing lip gloss?]

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you
--Grab her and dont let go--  
[Hell no!! let her win dammit!!]

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
--Kiss her and tell her you love her--  
[uhh.. eww.. no way.. just play along~]

When she's quiet
--Ask her whats wrong--  
[ start a conversation dummy coz she dunno wat to say~]

When she ignores you
--Give her your attention--  
[it's coz ur annoying and she just wants space dammit!]

When she pulls away
--Pull her back--  
[Seriously when she needs to go.. she NEEDS to go~]

When you see her at her worst
--Tell her she's beautiful--  
[That's just a lie idiot.. be honest!]

When you see her start crying
--Just hold her and don't say a word--  
[this I agree~]

When you see her walking
--Sneak up and hug her waist from behind--  
[u'll make her fall flat on her face twat~]

When she's scared
--Protect her--
and how r u gonna do dat? by hding behind her!?]

When she steals your favorite hoodie
--Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night--  
[ur imaginations running wild if u think she's gonna sleep with it!]

When she teases you
--Tease her back and make her laugh--
[dun tease her back dammit.. let her win!! but do hake her laugh]

When she doesn't answer for a long time
--reassure her that everything is okay--
[It's coz she's gone down to get some cookies dats y she's not answering!]

When she looks at you with doubt
--Back yourself up--
[with what!? a seldgehammer!!? U'll get dump for sure!]

When she says that she loves you
--she really does more than you can understand--
[are you sure?? heh.. u'll be a complete idiot if u believe this.. non believer here!!! *jumps up and down*]

When she grabs at your hands
--Hold hers and play with her fingers--
[That's just freaking annoying.. just let her hold u udah.. noo touchy touchy~]

When she bumps into you
--bump into her back and make her laugh--
[No dammit.. u'll make her hit that ground hard.. just say "it's alright dear" then make her laugh dammit]

When she tells you a secret
--keep it safe and untold--
[Hell yeah or else! *slaughter mothion with hand*]

When she looks at you in your eyes
--dont look away until she does--
[Now ladies this is a good time to poke him in the eye~]


When she says it's over
--she still wants you to be hers--
[Are you daft? she said it's over so it's over la.. U need her to tell u in french??]

When she reposts this bulletin
--she wants you to read it--
[Not really... dat's just really daft in my opinion.. it's just fun posting taggies~XD]

When it's raining
-go to her house so u could share an umbrella together.
[and get kicked out by her dad?? haha.. good luck!]

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything [now dats just plain dumb~ ur wasting money dude~]
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go [let her cool off dammit then hug her~]
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you [dats kinda true]
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her [and how is that special? everyone does that now.. come one.. more original ideas man!!]
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you [oh that's just too shallow~]
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick [are you dumb? let her sleep dammit!!]
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid [now dats just stupid.. don't u know if u dun enjoy it she wont too??]
- Give her the world. [Lyk that's possible.. need more realistic aims dude.. ur an epic phail~]
- Let her wear your clothes [r u stupid?? ur hidious style will only ruin hers!!']
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her [that I agree]
- Let her know she's important. [dat's just the same as telling her she's such a lady boss]
- Don't talk about other girls around her [uhh.. why??]
- Kiss her in the pouring rain [dats soo typicall.. move along man!!]

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking baby?
["My mom coz she wouldn't let me use her face mask~"]

credit goes to Aira for introducing meh to this post  

plain and simple, love and peace

love and peace
-Vash The Humanoid Stampede-
i have nothing to say.. yeah yeah yeah...
my dad's old students aka  my 'brothers' are coming!!
so i have to cook...

somebody told me im a dork today..
feels comforting....

Senna Jae Winter Ur a dork

i was like.. i know right??

at least she didnt call me an ass XD

listening to forward motion by relient k..

its a band in case you're wondering..

lately,

i felt the neck to try out taking pictures with my dad's SLR

wheee....

 blurry pics for the win!!!

XD

gahhh.... bye2

_ice cream_

dont read this... you'll regret the next 5 minutes...

here's a story of a person i hate..

there's this one dude

he's in my class.. probably gay and hell he's annoying..

i really hate him.. period!

here's an event that made his turn point to the 

"fuck you!!" point..

i was on the way to an examination room

and i was minding my own beezwax listening to my mp3 player

i think he talked to me and i kinda ignored him..

i didnt hear him.. not like i'd give a shit if i did..

what he did was, he yanked the mp3 earphones off my ears..

oh god oh god 

i feel like slapping him there and then but we were 1st semester student..

or else, he'd be kissin the ground..

thought i was the oni one but then angel told me that she hates him too

aand the list goes on an on..

like classmates start pissing him off and everything..

the oni person i see who can stand him is this one girl in my class..

either she's really patient or she's a plain nutjob...

anyways, imma give him hell if he ever mess up with me again.. 

i dont do much in physical 

but bare in mind, i can really do mental some severe damage...

if that happens, tuck your tail between your legs..

or you're gonna lose it bastard...

off i go!

yeah fir!! you tell him that!!

Rakan2 part 002

i did this last time... and as promised.. here's a 2nd part XD

this is rai.. he's danny's bro...

he's uhmm 16?? i think XD

innocent face+innocent mind...

perfect combo of an innocent person...

haha...

this is jia...

i've known her since like...

uhhh.. foreveer??

lol.. she used to be in my school...

she's the type of person who ppl love to have as a friend..

currently studyin in egypt..

p/s jia, nak souvenir!!! minyak wangi dan x bagi lagi!! XDDDD

next part, UiTM friends

azzah n sarah..

azzah is a hothead who flips on daily basis..

she's a good friend of mine...

she likes cats and probably anything cute though cute things dont seem to like her that much..

its okay zah... life's like that..

sarah is also a good friend of mine(kinda)

she flips weekly though...

she's intimidate-able but she's calmer than azzah XD

afir from the zephyr!!

a small dude with BIG talent..

once he holds a guitar, he's like jimmy hendrix

onleh a lil young :>

fun to hang with, 

1malaysia seems to work out for him XD

hahaha.. well, he's part of the K.R.A.V.E

now...

he writes songs and he can really sing it!!

and he's single, girls, contact him at 0123456789

he'll reply 

azzie, anis and atin COMBO

azzie LIKES to tease azzah...

a nice friend, lives in my growing up town (which i left)

what i like about azie, she appreciate helps and she'll thank you even if its a small favor...
and her sneeze.. kawaii nee

anis has a short attention span..

loses interest in 15 seconds after liking something..

it's a little funny when she crack jokes.. cuz she would seem so calm and say it as if it's a true story...

 atin is a datin who enjoys gossips and things as such...

comes from KL... atin and azie are the perfect match for french language....

they usually get compliments from our lecturer lol..

and atin has a strong motherly instinct... talk softly, dresses nicely and such XD

if she would claim that she's married, i'd believe that and probably wont worry bout her children's well being 

well, thats all folks... bedtime...

anyone wants story??

hahaha...

_ice cream_

blah blah blah.. dont read this..

here's da thing, i feel like blogging but i dun have anything to write about..

how bout i write bout the things i hate??
im sure i have plenty..

the first one is, 

ppl who act as if they understand a person but the truth is, the person is just delusional..

probably he thinks he/she knew the dude/ dudette soo well that what he/she thinks is true may be true..

fuck those ppl, wanna know who these ppl are??

a convo with these ppl wud go like-

him/her- are you mad??

you- nope..

him/her- u sure??

you- yeap

him/her-i know u are, admit it

you- no im not.. whattafark??

him/her-if ur not mad, why are you swearing?

you-cuz ur pissin me off

him/her- i knew you were mad

you-i wasnt but now i am

him/her- no, u were mad before

you- habhfbghq@$%^

get tha story here?? pisses me off...

number 2, topi tampal, tight shirt and sluar cikang combo

here's a group of ppl who didnt seem to have the same sight as i do

i mean this combo sucks!!! baadd!!! 

u think u look taller if you wear a hat like that?? you'd look sexy wearing tight shirts?

you're up to date if you wear skinnys??

NAY!!! you look as if a dude who worn his hat for like 35years and i tcant fit onto ur head, 

like a dude who borrows shirt from his 5yrs old sis,

plus a pair of pantyhose that looks like a jeans!!! and girls, friendly reminder, these guys are tools.

number 3, smokers

here's da thing.. i smoke..

what i meant here is dat some inconsiderate bastards smoke too..

i mean come on, u can go smoke wherever you like, but in front of a kid, a pregnant mother,

put that flaming piece of paper away..

i dun care if girls are yelling "kyah you smell like cigars"

but i do care if a lady with a kid in her tummy cough because of the smoke

sigh.. some ppl are plain dumb...

number 4, attention seekers

okay, i know you love the spotlights

but come on!! you want ppl to see you as "the dude who cracks shitty jokes"

i'd admit i do crack shitty jokes but oni for close friends to hear..

NOT the whole exam room or a class..

i mean come on!!!

seriously, and some ppl ask irrelevant questions..

picture this, your lecturer was babbling bout how to do your target market and you ask her bout PMS..

whattafark?? ppl are going to give attention to you but in the is-dis-dude-dumb-oranyhting kinda look...

number 5, sharp looks

i hate this shit..if you got something to say, say it loud say it proud.. 

dun gimme dat look as if i have an alien on my shoulder....

come on, what?? u hate my striped handsocks??

my skully cap?? then FRIGGIN SAY IT..

and i a classmate of mine, i found out she hates me and everytime she looks at me, she'd give me a sharp look..

as if im going to die...

and yes, i hate you too old bitch... and you know it..

ur oni 20 and request the kakak title... u hafta be 28 then i'll call you kakak dummass..

ur old but u think like a fuckin 5years old...

anyways, thats all for now...

i have more hatings but some of em shud be left untold.. cuz trust me...

it's A LOT...

imma go catch some sleep now.. nyte2... peace out.... t(=.=t)