Saturday, September 18, 2010

A real boyfriend (tchh.. yeah right)

I took this from a good friend of mine's blog..
i dunno where she got it but heck, her comments were exactly what i feel..
probably some of ya disagree but the fuck shud i care??
to me, the ideas given are kinda bullshit and originalities required...
but for now, enjoy man!

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
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I got this tag off a friend but somehow I just dun agree with some of it~
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When she stares at your mouth
--Kiss her--  
[Of is she just thinking "r u wearing lip gloss?]

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you
--Grab her and dont let go--  
[Hell no!! let her win dammit!!]

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
--Kiss her and tell her you love her--  
[uhh.. eww.. no way.. just play along~]

When she's quiet
--Ask her whats wrong--  
[ start a conversation dummy coz she dunno wat to say~]

When she ignores you
--Give her your attention--  
[it's coz ur annoying and she just wants space dammit!]

When she pulls away
--Pull her back--  
[Seriously when she needs to go.. she NEEDS to go~]

When you see her at her worst
--Tell her she's beautiful--  
[That's just a lie idiot.. be honest!]

When you see her start crying
--Just hold her and don't say a word--  
[this I agree~]

When you see her walking
--Sneak up and hug her waist from behind--  
[u'll make her fall flat on her face twat~]

When she's scared
--Protect her--
and how r u gonna do dat? by hding behind her!?]

When she steals your favorite hoodie
--Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night--  
[ur imaginations running wild if u think she's gonna sleep with it!]

When she teases you
--Tease her back and make her laugh--
[dun tease her back dammit.. let her win!! but do hake her laugh]

When she doesn't answer for a long time
--reassure her that everything is okay--
[It's coz she's gone down to get some cookies dats y she's not answering!]

When she looks at you with doubt
--Back yourself up--
[with what!? a seldgehammer!!? U'll get dump for sure!]

When she says that she loves you
--she really does more than you can understand--
[are you sure?? heh.. u'll be a complete idiot if u believe this.. non believer here!!! *jumps up and down*]

When she grabs at your hands
--Hold hers and play with her fingers--
[That's just freaking annoying.. just let her hold u udah.. noo touchy touchy~]

When she bumps into you
--bump into her back and make her laugh--
[No dammit.. u'll make her hit that ground hard.. just say "it's alright dear" then make her laugh dammit]

When she tells you a secret
--keep it safe and untold--
[Hell yeah or else! *slaughter mothion with hand*]

When she looks at you in your eyes
--dont look away until she does--
[Now ladies this is a good time to poke him in the eye~]


When she says it's over
--she still wants you to be hers--
[Are you daft? she said it's over so it's over la.. U need her to tell u in french??]

When she reposts this bulletin
--she wants you to read it--
[Not really... dat's just really daft in my opinion.. it's just fun posting taggies~XD]

When it's raining
-go to her house so u could share an umbrella together.
[and get kicked out by her dad?? haha.. good luck!]

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything [now dats just plain dumb~ ur wasting money dude~]
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go [let her cool off dammit then hug her~]
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you [dats kinda true]
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her [and how is that special? everyone does that now.. come one.. more original ideas man!!]
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you [oh that's just too shallow~]
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick [are you dumb? let her sleep dammit!!]
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid [now dats just stupid.. don't u know if u dun enjoy it she wont too??]
- Give her the world. [Lyk that's possible.. need more realistic aims dude.. ur an epic phail~]
- Let her wear your clothes [r u stupid?? ur hidious style will only ruin hers!!']
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her [that I agree]
- Let her know she's important. [dat's just the same as telling her she's such a lady boss]
- Don't talk about other girls around her [uhh.. why??]
- Kiss her in the pouring rain [dats soo typicall.. move along man!!]

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking baby?
["My mom coz she wouldn't let me use her face mask~"]

credit goes to Aira for introducing meh to this post  

2 comments:

  1. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her [and how is that special? everyone does that now.. come one.. more original ideas man!!]
    ^ My dad used to wish me on the exact time that I was born. 2:52 am. I think that's sweeter than 12am :)

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  2. yeah.. i think that wud be sweeter XD

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