tips from a noob for the noobs XD (︶ε︶メ)

okay people.. by request from Mr Ariel Ka Neko ero, here's a post..

basics of how to be a flirt..

when approaching a person u like
a) be yourself, dont be someone else.. if one day u shall become close to him/her, ur gonna show ur real self, by that time, if she hates the real you, you'll get dumped as a bf/gf or friend..

b) find a day where she/he is looks miserable, that way, she wants to be approached to know that even if she's in a temporary flaw, he/she is still beautiful. for example, bad hair day, zits.

c) be sensitive, dun approach him/her when he/she is pissed, tired and or both.. try to know what ticks her off, and stuff.. do some research before u go dammit.. must i tell u dat too??

d) NO LIES!!!! that shud be the lowest form of approaching a person.. tell the truth.. say that the person caught ur eyes and try to convince the person.. but try so the person does not see you as the stalker or anything as such

e)make eye contact.. try not to be too bold but not too shy, if ur too bold, the person wud think ur overconfident, too shy may result in the thoughts of ur insincerity or things like that.

f) never take the advantage of heart broken ppl..

when u have made your move
a)show that person ur actually sincere and dont rush if u want her to be ur partner. give em the space to think ur his/her friend.. let him/her know who u really are and try to learn as much from him/her.

b) dun brag about it to ur friends and tell em u nailed him/her.. avoid zina.. its a grave sin... if u haven't nailed him/her, dun tell ur friends u did.. its and insult to the person...

c)avoid skin to skin contact during the 1st phase of the friendship.. avoid it on the 2nd and 3rd.. the only time not to avoid it wud be after the ultimate phase (marriage)

tips-
never say yes to the 1st date invitation...
here's how the conversation shud go,
A"excuse me, do you think u want to get some lunch after this?"
B"im sorry.. but can i take a raincheck?"
thats one of the best way.. why??
because,

after u rejected that person, he/she it will ask u out again but this time, he/she will plan the trip, what shud the other person wear, what u are going to eat and get some $$ to buy you lunch and what to talk about therefore, the other person will be ready and ur going out with some someone good looking... and since he/she planned it, it'll go smoother.. not like the attempt the other day when he/she is not prepared....
for guys, its the costum that u have to pay for hers XD